gonks:

waking up next to youis my favourite thingin the world.you think you look disgustingand i know you feel grottybecause i do toobut seeing you lookso rawandso real(and so beautiful)only proves to methat i’m not stilltrapped in a beautifuldream from thenightbefore.

gonks:

waking up next to you
is my favourite thing
in the world.
you think you look disgusting
and i know you feel grotty
because i do too
but seeing you look
so raw
and
so real
(and so beautiful)
only proves to me
that i’m not still
trapped in a beautiful
dream from the
night
before.

webofgoodnews:

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one thought that always fucks me up is that we eat clams that are literally older than america

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

walking around campus is such an adventure

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

freecie:

if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic

"i love you, man."

"stay with me forever, man."

"fuck me hard in the ass, man."

thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

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noah was here and morgan is a NERD
also she wants the bbd