also i’m taking him to dinner here during sunset

he always asks me why i love him so bam i made this

i’ve been working on my boyfriends birthday present for 7 hours omg

undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

your fave is problematic: my cat

fuzzwizard:

• doesnt understand the gaza confict
• kind of an asshole

oi morgan I don't understand the 'queue' people are tagging like 'on my queue' or like 'getting high on my queue' or whatevs I don't get it heLP
Anonymous

it means they’re posting from a queue, which is where you preschedule certain things to post

i’m looking for ideas for a birthday gift for my boyfriend and i found this?

i’m looking for ideas for a birthday gift for my boyfriend and i found this?

i’m not a doctor yet

i’m not a doctor yet

they’re making me caption realistic alcohol advertisements lmao this is too fun

they’re making me caption realistic alcohol advertisements lmao this is too fun

winetimeallthetime replied to your photo “whoops”

how can I do this???? wanna find out how close I am to my liver dying

it’s called alcohol edu! it’s required by my college, but i think anyone can access it here

whoops

whoops

I DONT DO DRUGS

I DONT DO DRUGS

nope, i’m pretty sure

i have to take an alcohol awareness class for the university of kentucky… but like…. i’m very aware of alcohol lmao
i got a 90% on the pretest and they had me pour how much i thought was one standard drink of beer and i got it perfect

literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman

literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?
great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman

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noah was here and morgan is a NERD
also she wants the bbd