keyote:

cyberho:

ok yeah you’re all drooling over them but am I the only one seeing the real problem here? grown ass twin adults that wear the same outfits? that shit stops being cute after age 3 

They could both be dressed as Mario and I would let them fuck me until my body splits in half and i dislocate every fucking joint in my body

keyote:

cyberho:

ok yeah you’re all drooling over them but am I the only one seeing the real problem here? grown ass twin adults that wear the same outfits? that shit stops being cute after age 3 

They could both be dressed as Mario and I would let them fuck me until my body splits in half and i dislocate every fucking joint in my body

nayx:

social media is destroying our planet! no one talks to each other. people’s mouths are shrinking and vanishing. yesterday i sent a text message and a nearby tree fell over and instantly died. a sinkhole opened up because of all the time we wasted on youtube

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

2k58:

thank you

hunnty:

Walk a mile in theseimage

I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

ladygolem:

arsvallis:

biologicallyfemale:

*reads foucault*

*nods while not understanding*

*rereads foucault*
*realizes that in nodding in agreement to a text upheld by the academy and your peers as an informative text you’ve internalized a power relation from a specific assemblage of knowledge and ideas, so while you didn’t understand foucault the first time you understood power and its effect on the body intuitively*

*reads post*
*nods while not understanding*

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

nosdrinker:

dude……………………… I love dogs

meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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punkrockgroupie:

complains about capitalism from my macbook pro 

awwww-cute:

I think that’s what happiness means, after all!

awwww-cute:

I think that’s what happiness means, after all!

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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noah was here and morgan is a NERD
also she wants the bbd