cyberfricking:

i can’t stand when people are clingy but at the same time i need to be smothered in attention at all times

legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

your brains already processed information from the ride on the way there so on the way back it only has to run through the memories, making it appear shorter due to the difference in processing time

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

stupidstagram:

laverne cox is well on her way to becoming one of the most important, inspiring feminist icons of our time don’t even look at me if you think differently.

sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*

newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

bewbin:

unrecognizedswag:

when someone tries to start a new meme

image

Wait isn’t this a new meme?

fake-dildo:

birth

fake-dildo:

birth

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noah was here and morgan is a NERD
also she wants the bbd