bearsharkvevo:

lameboyfriend:

look at this

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out of my swamp get

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

katesmess:

no but like seriously masturbate to me

aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

swaggiegreaser:

when ur friend suddenly drAW U A THING
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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?

snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

Tumblr giveaway

parkingstrange:

meatbicyclevevo:

MBF me

prizes:

  • these berries i foundimage

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im13u-egg:

my new pencilcase

im13u-egg:

my new pencilcase

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noah was here and morgan is a NERD
also she wants the bbd